June 7, 2019

Fifth(ish) Annual Snarky Awards

Every year I seem to watch less and less movies. Life, paid work, and laziness all come into conflict with the week-in-week-out grind of running a blog. But as Woody in Psych once said, I can't disappoint my 43 followers.  Which I apparently did last year, when I neglected to hand out any awards. So here I am, honoring the tradition of honoring the worst movies I've watched this past year. Except now it'll be two years because I suck and skipped last year. So it's the fifth annual awards for a blog that's been running for 7 years. It's really a shock any of you stick with me through this. So, thanks.



All that being said, I opted for no individual awards this year. No one person was so awful in their own right they deserved to be singled out (who knows, maybe I'm just getting soft in my old age). But I did create a new category. See if you can spot it.

THE LINDSAY LOHAN AWARD 


for the most disappointing movie you were rooting for

A Winkle In Time



THE NEW YEAR'S EVE AWARD 


for the worst ensemble cast movie

Ocean's 8





THE MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN STRAIGHT-TO-DVD AWARD 


for the worst movie you've never heard of

Alex and the List







THE NAPOLEON DYNAMITE AWARD 


for the worst movie that other people inexplicably loved

Phantom Thread



I'll try to do better next year. Thank God for Netflix.

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