June 12, 2016

Third Annual Snarky Awards

Four years of glorious blogging behind me, it's time to hand out my annual Snarky Awards, for the most offensive movies I've watched in the past 12 months. I could do them according to the calendar year, but what can I say, I'm a rebel.

This gif needs to live on in perpetuity

And in honor of Bridget Jones 3 coming out soon, I've created a brand new award for the one and only Hugh Grant.


The Hugh Grant Award 


for yet another identical role for an actor who seems to lack range

Dev Patel, Chappie



The Katherine Heigl Award 


for the actor who attempted to single-handedly ruin a movie 

Jada Pinkett Smith, Magic Mike XXL




The New Year's Eve Award 


for the worst ensemble cast movie

Jersey Boys



The Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Straight-to-DVD Award 


for the worst movie you've never heard of

Accidental Love




And of course,

The White House Down Award


for the movie so terrible it was hilarious

Fifty Shades of Grey




Agree? Disagree? Let me know in the comments! And if you have category recommendations for next year, send them to me at TheSnarkyReviewer [at] gmail [dot] com.

2 comments:

  1. Haha, love it! How about the "Royal Tenanbaums Award" for worst piece of crap movie that everyone else seemed to love and no matter what it will never make sense why....

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    1. I love that idea for a category. Except it would have to be named the Napoleon Dynamite Award.

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