June 12, 2015

Second Annual Snarky Awards

Maybe you read last year's Snarky Awards, maybe you didn't. To recap: I watch a lot of terrible movies. So terrible, in fact, that I decided I needed to give out my very own awards. The Snarky Awards. But since this is my blog, I can do whatever I want, so my movies are based on what I've watched for the past 12 months, not what was released in that time period. What can I say? I'm a grown-up. I'll do what I want.

I've been blogging for 3 years. NBD.

I also have a brand new award this year, which I'm very excited about. If you saw The Hunger Games, then you'll know what I'm talking about.

The Josh Hutcherson as Peeta Mellark Award 

for the least believable casting choice for a character

Adam Driver, This is Where I Leave You

The Katherine Heigl Award 

for the actor who attempted to single-handedly ruin a movie 

Ellar Coltrane, Boyhood

The New Year's Eve Award 

for the worst ensemble cast movie

The Hangover Part III

The Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Straight-to-DVD Award 

for the worst movie you've never heard of

Baggage Claim

And of course,

The White House Down Award

for the movie so terrible it was hilarious


Agree? Disagree? Let me know in the comments! And if you have category recommendations for next year, send them to me at TheSnarkyReviewer [at] gmail [dot] com.

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